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Seriously. Go see the Muppet Movie. Go see the Muppet Movie right fucking now. I’ll wait (it won’t even take that long).

I’d promise not to make any spoilers about the film, but what’s there to spoil. There are muppets. They do some zany shit. Muppet style. I guess the one spoiler is that Disney managed not to use my childhood to torture me; it’s a great film.

That said don’t bother reading this box office story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/scott-mendelson/weekend-box-office-112711_b_1115671.html

.. it’s not that the Muppets didn’t do well. It’s that Twilight did better.

-yuk

Muppet Salad

First, in the course of ruminating over this blog I came across the Muppet Wiki… which subsequently took up my entire weekend. When I emerged from the depths of my roommate’s LoveSac (it’s a chair, assholes), unshaven and strangely attracted to anthropomorphized animals, I had a revelation. I realized that all of the dictators in the Middle East are all wrong about cutting of internet to their rioting countries. What they should be doing is having EVERYTHING redirect to the Muppet Wiki.

In any event, this post is merely to highlight a delightful coincidence. That the set of all Muppets and the set of all Salads has only one intersection:

One could make the argument that I should have included the Swedish Chef (for a Chef Salad, obviously), but I… am not sure I’d want to eat whatever a Swedish Chef Salad turned out to be.

-yuk